1) There are three times as many multicolored, plastic plates in the dishwasher as there are normal china plates.
2) The bottle of Chardonnay in the fridge has been open for a week because you usually pass out before you even get to it.
3) You suddenly have amazing, unprecedented organizational skills. Everything is in order, in its place, and completed days before its due date. And yet you forget to give your kid milk in the morning and end up in the Burger King drive through.
4) In honor of National Chardonnay Day, you expertly pair 2007 Beringer Stanly Ranch Chardonnay with cold Kraft Macaroni and Cheese that you scrape from the bottom of the saucepan.
5) Every time you think you can't handle it, somehow, someway you do. And you feel stronger than you ever have in your life for it.
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